queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

(via calmdownitsalright)


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baseball-boyfriends:

Friendship at its finest

inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

(via jess-bmth)

amutualddiction:

Bring Me The Horizon - And The Snakes Start To Sing (x)
  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

(via excuseyouluke)

dropdeadclothing:

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