theonyx:

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

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umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(Source: umplify, via crystallized-teardrops)

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog, via fake-mermaid)

petewentz-:

charmancler:

fall out boy? why not fall out girl?

[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]

FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!

[patrick stump immediately works on changing name of band to Fall Out Persons]

(Source: charmancler, via acoustic-cal)

nbhd-hoodlums:

oh god sweater weather lyrics are gonna start spreading amongst white girls instagram captions like ebola im not ready

(via walkthelonelyroad)

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

(via jacubwhitesides)

the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

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